Wednesday 10 February, 2010
Itty Bitty Ditties - Teaser 'Bladder'

Oh joy of joys, an animated song that purports that love does not originate in the heart, but in the bladder, something I've always suspected.


This bladder-ladened teaser is from Itty Bitty Ditties - a 10-part TV series from PRA (the fine folk that conjured the wonderful Nick Cave-narrated Cat Piano) featuring Brian the Budgie and his reliable Hog named Ernst as they travel far and wide singing nonsensical songs about frivolous subjects in harmony with their musical cohorts.

It will be airing on the new children’s channel, ABC3, at the ungodly (and oddly precise) hour of 6.53am. So I may have to get the DVD.

It also features lyrics by Tom Bettany of The Beards, my favourite hirsute band from Adders.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 11:28pm
Thursday 4 February, 2010
ConfusedUs Says: ep. 1 Lip synching foolery

Just a little lip synching test...

Maybe not as polished and rivetting as my former post, but from an ugly seed an agreeable shrub may bloom.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 11:46pm
Great animation


Stumbled upon the Last of the Dashkin by Adam Phillips. A beautifully told and executed story of a lonely, yet tyrannical beast on a forest planet. Done in Flash, it's a must-see.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 10:41pm
Putting some nerd cool on my noggin


I took the plunge and ordered some Shuron Sidewinders spectacle frames from the interwebs the other day. I couldn't resist when my partner found eyeglassboy.com, who have a section for people with "Huge Noggins: XL frames for men with big brain boxes". Not sure about the brain bit, but the box is huge!

My head is Bert Newtonian in girth. So, I need a little more moulded plastic than most.


The rest of my body is in proportion, but I suspect that is because it is needed to support the superstructure of my head.

Yet to receive them, but hopefully soon a little bit of 50s nerdery will be sitting pretty on my noggin.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 5:10pm
Monday 18 January, 2010
CGChallenge 25: short story... 'Attack of the Werewolf Cheerleaders from Outer Space'


I wrote a short story in homage to B-grade storytelling (I did it in a drunken hour whilst waiting for a friend in a pub). Here it be in all its gory gooness...

'Attack of the Werewolf Cheerleaders from Outer Space'
by Michael "Wolfman" Hepburn


“Oh Chuck, you are the swellest boy I ever did meet,” chirped a pretty blonde girl, whose curvaceous body was barely covered by a cheerleader's uniform.

“Oh Cherry May, you are the sweetest girl I ever did see,” replied Chuck, a tall, muscular quarterback, who had only a moment before gave Cherry May his varsity jacket. She looked excitedly at it and repeatedly kissed the B-shaped chenille patch; symbol of their High School's football team - the Mighty, Fighting Beavertown Beavers. State Champions, 10 years in a row.

They sat in his father's convertible Oldsmobile, on the edge of Lovers' Cliff, which overlooked the quaint, small mid-western town they called home. A town full of simple, hard-working folk.

Cherry May stopped kissing the jacket and looked at Chuck's big blue eyes, and then his mouth. Though delightfully coy, she gathered the courage to say “Chuck, I think we should go to... second base now.” Chuck bellowed a “yee-haw” and nervously kissed his sweetheart's lips.

While in their fumbling embrace, they didn't notice the ground shaking and the trees swaying. Nor did they notice the clouds parting... revealing a full moon.

Cherry May's breathing began to get heavy. At first, Chuck thought it was because of the heat of their passion, but then she started to hyperventilate.

“What's the matter?” Chuck spluttered.

Just as he asked this, he caught a glimpse of little hairs growing - and glimmering in the moonlight - on Cherry May's upper lip,. “Cherry May, you have a … mustache,” he exclaimed in disgust, wiping his tongue with his hand.

Cherry May paid this no heed, because she was staring at a cylindrical speck that was emerging from the moon. The speck was getting larger. Suddenly, more appeared. They could now see that they were gray saucer shaped flying objects. Countless scores of these “flying saucers” filled the skies.

Chuck saw the fear in Cherry May's eyes, and took a deep breath, forgot about the hair issue, swelled his chest up with all the football courage he could muster and said “Don't you worry none Cherry May, ain't nothin' goin' hurt you when I'm around.”

Cherry looked at Chuck with immense pride and love, but was suddenly wracked with convulsions.

“Oh gosh, not now," she managed to squeeze out of her clenched teeth. "They can't be back yet. Run Chuck, they're coming.”

“Who are 'they'?”

'M-m-m my family.” As she stuttered this, more hair started to sprout all over her face and body. Her mouth started to elongate, stretching her lipstick into a hideous parody of a hairy clown. Her hands and feet grew longer, and stronger. She stood up and howled at the moon. All that remained of the Cherry May that Chuck once lusted after was her little cheerleader's uniform, which was stretched almost to bursting on her now muscular, hirsute frame.

"Oh Cherry May, you are ever so hairy," cried a shocked Chuck. Then he noticed the look of hunger in her eyes... this was the last thing he ever saw. He didn't get to see the flying saucers land, nor the countless werewolf cheerleaders alight, all hungry for jocks.

The beginning ... of the end!

Posted by BigFatRobot at 5:26pm
Press Release: CGChallenge 25: B-Movie


Well, it's that crazy time of year... CGChallenge time! The 25th CGChallenge revolves around a genre that is very dear to me... the B-Movie.

I wrote the Press Release for my good chums, and overlords at CGSociety...

The CGSociety's 25th CGChallenge - 'B-Movie: Attack of the 50 foot CGChallenge' - Emerges from the Black Lagoon

CGSociety's 25th CGChallenge calls for artists to delve into the startling world of cheesy horror, schlock and the amusingly bad storylines of B-grade movies, via a still image, video, or, for the first time, sound. Big prizes from CG giants like Dell and Autodesk are on offer.

(PRWEB) January 20, 2010 -- The CGSociety is searching the world for entries to its latest Digital Art competition: "CGChallenge XXV: B-Movie, Attack of the 50 foot CGChallenge".

Adelaide, South Australia (PRWEB) Jan 20th, 2010 -- The CGSociety launches the 25th CGChallenge - 'B-Movie.'

Since the dawn of movies there was always a creepier, scarier, and unintentionally funnier cousin to the big budget blockbusters... the B-grade movie. Cinema screens around the world flickered with startling images of wolfmen, zombies, nuclear-mutated monsters, and, bug-eyed aliens who had a penchant for probing. The 25th CGChallenge - "Attack of the 50ft CG Challenge" - asks artists from all over the Milky Way, to bring these gems back to life, or create their own in the B-Movie spirit.

The CGSociety want A-grade art which celebrates the B-Movie genre. This could be a monster about to attack, an animated scene/trailer for your own imaginary B-Movie, a creepy set piece oozing with fog and the threat of the unknown, or a movie poster with a suitably corny title splashed across it. Let your imagination run riot! However, ensure that it embodies the cheesiness and sense of fun that is the essence of the B-Movie. Many prizes from companies like Autodesk, Luxology, Pixologic and our exciting new partner Dell, await those brave enough to wade into the murky swamp of B-Movie glory.

To help sow the seeds of artists' imaginations, the CGSociety has included inspirational images and short stories to jump-start entrants on the path of gore and mayhem! Here is a mere taste of the spectacle that awaits you:

"Oh Cherry May, you are ever so hairy," cried a shocked Chuck. Then he noticed the look of hunger in her eyes... this was the last thing he ever saw. He didn't get to see the flying saucers land, nor the countless werewolf cheerleaders alight, all hungry for jocks.

"What's wrong?" Justin asked. "There's a… a thing, in the kitchen," replied Caitlin between sobs."A thing? What kind of a thing?" "A man-eating thing. It came after me. Luckily I managed to close the door on it in time. I'm not sure Ralph was so lucky."

"Right, it's settled then. We'll unleash the mutating ray-guns on the Earth's animals and plant-life after lunch," concluded Ishaka of planet Golgonoa. It had been a long meeting. Ishaka looked down the long table at the weary faces of the various leaders from the planets of all the known galaxies. At last, they had come to a decision...

For further inspiration, plunge into cult classics such as "Creature from the Black Lagoon", "The Blob", "Forbidden Planet", "Bride of Frankenstein", "Invasion of the Saucer Men", "Attack of the 50 foot Woman", as well as, the films of Roger Corman, George A. Romero, Russ Meyer, the stylized horror of Hammer Films, 1970s Grindhouse, Japanese monster movies and the 'worse movie ever made' "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

Challenge Sponsors:
The CGSociety is very proud to introduce Dell, Inc. to the growing list of CGChallenge partners. They join the CG industry's best, including: Autodesk, NVIDIA, Luxology, E-On, Stash Media, Pixologic, Gnomon Workshop, ImagineFX, Craft Animations, SideFX, NewTek, TopOGun, Kickstand Labs, Imagineer System, Smith Micro, Maxon, 3D Connexion, 3DVIA, Massive, StudioGPU, and Ballistic Publishing. There's a big list of prizes, which will ensure that the standard will be very high.

Challenge Judges:
This year's Challenge judging panel includes the cream of the CG crop who have worked for the likes of: Activision, Electronic Arts, Eidos, The Moving Picture Company, on game and film titles such as 'Tomb Raider: Underworld', 'Tomb Raider: Anniversary Edition', 'Gun', 'Sin City', 'The Pan's Labyrinth', VFX Oscar winner 'The Golden Compass', 'The Tale of Despereaux', and the upcoming 'Clash of the Titans'.

The judging panel consists of: Gonçalo Pereira, Ishan Shukla, Jose Alves da Silva, Jon Rush, Mark Snoswell, Leigh A. van der Byl and Anton Fletcher. Entrants will need to gather the best of their artistic arsenal to impress these CG luminaries!

The challenge starts now. Image and Video categories will run for different periods of time:


  • The Image category will run for 8 weeks. Deadline: 19th March, 2010.
  • The Video categories will run for 12 weeks. Deadline: 19th April, 2010.

Entries must be made in one of the following categories:

  • Image: Individual
  • Video: Individual
  • Video: Team

All entries will also be eligible for any of the following awards:

  • Modeling
  • Texturing
  • Animation
  • Lighting
  • Visual Effects
  • Landscape/Matte Painting
  • Art Direction
  • Compositing and Editing
  • Best Character
  • Music and Sound

About The CGSociety:
The CGSociety is the most respected and accessible global organization for creative digital artists. The CGSociety supports artists at every level by offering a range of services to connect, inform, educate and promote, by celebrating achievement, excellence and innovation in all aspects of digital art. The CGSociety, along with its sister organization Ballistic Publishing, is a division of Ballistic Media.
http://www.cgsociety.org
http://www.ballisticpublishing.com

Posted by BigFatRobot at 5:20pm
Sunday 3 January, 2010
AFL Mascot tees: Number 5


Number 5 in the AFL Mascot tshirt challenge... the Eagles

Other tees in the series...

#1: Demons…

#2: Hawks…

#3 Bombers…

#4 Bullies...

Posted by BigFatRobot at 11:26pm
Monday 21 December, 2009
Tshirty ideas I wish I had #1

This is the first of what will probably be quite a long list, as I'm often #00FF00 with envy when it comes to the genius of other designers...

This delectable pop mash combines the arcade glory of Space Invaders with the "I BELIEVE" poster, which adorned Mulder's wall in the televised gold that was X-Files.

Find it here at SPLITREASON.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 11:50pm
Robot of the Week#2: Bad RoboSanta

This is what happens when you leave light beer out for Santa, rather than the good stuff...

Tshirt by UK artist Hammo.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 5:45pm
New tee: Biggie taking a ride

Just a self-aggrandizing portrait of me in a ‘57 Chevy

Posted by BigFatRobot at 1:23am
AFL Mascot tees: Number 3 and 4

Number 3 in my mini challenge to myself – an AFL mascot every week. This time the Dons get a little Big Fat Robot tinkering.

Number 4 in the mini AFL mascot challenge … the Bullies.

Other tees in the series...
#1: Demons…

#2: Hawks…

#3 Bombers…



Posted by BigFatRobot at 12:24am
Wednesday 9 December, 2009
Flip book to the max!


My first juicy taste of animation came in the form of turning all my school books into flip books, with crudely drawn creatures crudely doing crude things on multiple pages. They were childish scrawlings in comparison to the recently discovered twisted stop motion/flipbook gem, “VIDEOGIOCO” , by Donato Sansone (milkyeyes) with sound by Enrico Ascoli.



Posted by BigFatRobot at 4:35pm
Latest CGS Features

The latest crop of CG goodness, which I have whipped up for the fine fellows at CGSociety...











Posted by BigFatRobot at 3:16pm
New tee: Nerd of War

Us nerds are highly trained in the deadly arts, and we have extremely high Charisma points

Posted by BigFatRobot at 1:01am
New tee: Hard Guitar Hero

Based on one of my besties, Damian, lead guitarist from the Order of the Buzzard

Posted by BigFatRobot at 12:57am
Week 1: AFL mascot tee challenge - Melbourne Demons

With around 16 weeks until the 2010 AFL season, I thought I’d give myself a little challenge and whip up a mascot tee every week.

First cab off the rank is a redux of the Melbourne Demon, which I did sometime ago.

Wish me luck!


Posted by BigFatRobot at 12:34am
Wednesday 28 October, 2009
Robot of the Week#001: ROPID - jumping straight into the future!


A jumping robot has been built by scientists at Kyoto university in Japan.

It uses sensors to balance itself and responds to spoken instructions.

The droid has been named the ROPID, a combination of "rapid" and "robot".

Tomotaka Takahashi, who developed it, said he wanted to build a robot that entertained people rather than one that performed specific tasks.


Posted by BigFatRobot at 7:28pm
Tuesday 20 October, 2009
Press release: Gun-toting Goons Infiltrate the CGCHALLENGE XXIV: Secret Agent

Over a thousand digital artists competed for big prizes in the latest CGChallenge. Their mission was to create characters and stories worthy of a James Bond or Bladerunner spy thriller.

Adelaide, South Australia (PRWEB) October 9, 2009 -- The winners of the CGSociety's CGChallenge XXIV: 'Secret Agent' have been announced. Digital artists, from around the world, used their skills to claim more prizes than an evil henchman could carry on his burly shoulders. Well over $100,000 worth of software and hardware were on offer in many categories, including Video, Animation, Modeling and Illustration. To win, the artists' task was to depict characters and events, which involved espionage, gadgets, guns and evil geniuses, via a still image or video.

The Master Award winners of the three main prize categories - Individual Video, Team Video, and Image - all showed not only outstanding technical ability but were also able to successfully delve into the daring and dangerous world of Secret Agents.
Good lighting and a nice story twist

The Image Master was awarded to Portugal's Jose Alves da Silva (http://zeoyn.cgsociety.org) for his 'Mouse Love', a whimsical tale of lab rat revenge. “Good lighting and a nice story twist,” said judge, Mark Snoswell. “There's a wonderful mood in this piece,” added Jon Rush. “Lots of nice details to look at, but they don't derail the composition.” The excited artist replied that this “eight week journey with my fellow challengers definitely pushed me to the limit … if you are willing to listen to what other people say, your work will rise to a whole new level. Knowledge and a great brotherhood spirit are the prizes that all contestants can be sure to take from these Challenges.”


The Individual Video Master Award went to France's Aurelien Rantet (http://aurel0988.cgsociety.org/) for his 'Run for the Artifact', a futuristic tale of a bumbling spy and his tenacious attempts at securing a curious object. Hal Milton exclaimed ”Wow! Great gags, great designs ... This tells an amazingly satisfying story by brilliantly squeezing meaning into every single second on screen. Once again, you individual contributors scare me with your giant, assumed to be pulsing, brains!" Marc Mordelet added: "Amazing sense of colors. How can a young man do all of this professional work alone? I am feeling old now." The winning artist said "I'm pretty new in the CG world so this award is a real honor for me, especially considering the level of the other participants...Thanks to everyone who offered me encouragement and critiques during my work."

The Video (Team) Master Award went to Germany/Japan's 'Agent Omicron'.The team consisted of Goro Fujita (http://goro.cgsociety.org), Kory Heinzen, Nico Sanghrajka and Ryosuke Fujita. This campy masterpiece features characters from an imaginary 80s TV show, and has a pulsating jazz soundtrack. Alexandra Ciolac judged it as having a “lovely graphic style. I believe this piece is the best expression of the classic secret agent concept. Nicely timed animation consistent with the style, full of life characters. Great eyes and facial animations.” Marc Mordelet thought it was “something between Cobra and Dirty Harry. Great animation and beautiful music. I wish to see this on TV!”

A full list of winners for the Secret Agent CGChallenge and their winning entries can be viewed at The CGSociety website (http://features.cgsociety.org/challenge/secret_agent/). Previous CGChallenges can also be viewed at The CGSociety website (http://features.CGSociety.org/challenge/).

Prizes were awarded in Video, Animation, Art Direction, Best Character, Compositing and Editing, Concept Art, Digital Painting, Landscape/Matte Painting, Lighting, Modeling, Sculpture, Texturing, VFX and Illustration categories.

The prizes were sponsored by BOXX, Autodesk, Wacom, NVIDIA, Luxology, e-on Software, stash DVD Magazine, Maxon, Corel, Craft Animations, Side Effects Software, The Gnomon Workshop, Zbrush, ImagineFX, 3dvia, Ballistic Publishing, and CGSociety.

The judges came from the film, game and illustration worlds, past Challenge winners, and leading luminaries within the CGSociety community. Judges were David Wright, Jeff Mottle , Hal Milton, Coro, Brom, Coro, Sasha Ciolac, Marcin Jakubowski , Vasile Brovcenco, Thiago Pires, Arthur Mirzoyam, Tomasz Jedruszek, Marc Mordelet, Martin Köhler, Yap Kun Rong, ru | bonsaininja, David Luong, Don Seegmiller, Jon Rush, Todd Widup, Bryan Silva, Boaz Livny, Roger Cusson, Mark Snoswell, Leigh A. van der Byl, and Anton Fletcher.

About the CG Society:
The CG Society is the most respected and accessible global organization for creative digital artists. The CGSociety supports artists at every level by offering a range of services to connect, inform, educate and promote, by celebrating achievement, excellence and innovation in all aspects of digital art. The CGSociety, along with its sister organisation Ballistic Publishing, is a division of Ballistic Media.

http://www.cgsociety.org
http://www.ballisticpublishing.com
Monday 7 September, 2009
Latest CGS Features




The latest tasty fruits picked from the CGSociety tree of delectable knowledge are a story about a painterly short animation from Germany, URS. A rundown on the creation of an EXPOSE 7 image by Phil McDarby. An interview with the digital matte painters of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra. And a look under the render engine of Pandemic's World War II FPS The Saboteur.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 5:43pm
Monday 31 August, 2009
Bucky walk and jump cycle


Working on the walk and jump cycles for the Mighty, Fighty Cherubs Game.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 8:22pm
Hulk the Musical?

Looks like Disney wants to break into the boy's market with their recent $4 billion acquisition of the comic giants, Marvel. Looking forward to seeing Iron Man accidently crushing Cinderalla's glass slipper.

Posted by BigFatRobot at 7:55pm


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